Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Gozer the Gozerian: As the duly \ | appointed representative of the city, | | county and state of New York, I hereby | | order you to cease all supernatural | | activities at once and proceed | | immediately to your place of origin or | | the nearest parallel dimension, | | whichever is nearest." | | | \ -- Ray (Dan Akyroyd, _Ghostbusters_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;