Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Oh, yes. The important thing about \ | having lots of things to remember is | | that you've got to go somewhere | | afterwards where you can remember them, | | you see? You've got to stop. You | | haven't really been anywhere until | | you've got back home. I think that's | | what I mean." | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;