Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When I hear a man applauded by the mob \ | I always feel a pang of pity for him. | | All he has to do to be hissed is to | | live long enough. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken, "Minority Report" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;