Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / There is a multi-legged creature \ | crawling on your shoulder. | | | | -- Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon", | \ stardate 3193.9 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;