Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I would much rather have men ask why I \ | have no statue, than why I have one. | | | \ -- Marcus Porcius Cato / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;