Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Like all young men, you greatly \ | exaggerate the difference between one | | young woman and another. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;