Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of \ | the RAYON TEXTILE production of the | \ INDONESIAN archipelago? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;