Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Q: What do agnostic, insomniac \ | dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake | \ and wonder if there's a dog. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;