Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One of the pleasures of reading old \ | letters is the knowledge that they need | | no answer. | | | \ -- George Gordon, Lord Byron / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;