Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It will be advantageous to cross the \ | great stream ... the Dragon is on the | | wing in the Sky ... the Great Man | \ rouses himself to his Work. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;