Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can always tell the people that are \ | forging the new frontier. They're the | | ones with arrows sticking out of their | \ backs. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;