Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One of the lessons of history is that \ | nothing is often a good thing to do and | | always a clever thing to say. | | | \ -- Will Durant / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;