Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The First Rule of Program Optimization: \ | | | Don't do it. | | | | The Second Rule of Program Optimization | | (for experts only!): | | | | Don't do it yet. | | | \ -- Michael Jackson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;