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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "I'm dying," he croaked.               \
|                                         |
| "My experiment was a success," the      |
| chemist retorted .                      |
|                                         |
| "You can't really train a beagle," he   |
| dogmatized.                             |
|                                         |
| "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she |
| muttered.                               |
|                                         |
| "The fire is going out," he bellowed.   |
|                                         |
| "Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused. |
|                                         |
| "You ought to see a psychiatrist," he   |
| reminded me.                            |
|                                         |
| "You snake," she rattled.               |
|                                         |
| "Someone's at the door," she chimed.    |
|                                         |
| "Company's coming," she guessed.        |
|                                         |
| "Dawn came too soon," she mourned.      |
|                                         |
| "I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed.  |
|                                         |
| "I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," I   |
| screamed.                               |
|                                         |
| "Your embroidery is sloppy," she        |
| needled cruelly.                        |
|                                         |
| "Where did you get this meat?" he       |
| bridled hoarsely.                       |
|                                         |
\ -- Gyles Brandreth, "The Joy of Lex"    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;