Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I'm dying," he croaked. \ | | | "My experiment was a success," the | | chemist retorted . | | | | "You can't really train a beagle," he | | dogmatized. | | | | "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she | | muttered. | | | | "The fire is going out," he bellowed. | | | | "Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused. | | | | "You ought to see a psychiatrist," he | | reminded me. | | | | "You snake," she rattled. | | | | "Someone's at the door," she chimed. | | | | "Company's coming," she guessed. | | | | "Dawn came too soon," she mourned. | | | | "I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed. | | | | "I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," I | | screamed. | | | | "Your embroidery is sloppy," she | | needled cruelly. | | | | "Where did you get this meat?" he | | bridled hoarsely. | | | \ -- Gyles Brandreth, "The Joy of Lex" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;