Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the \ | anguish of loving a child in order for | | presidents to make wars, for | | governments to feed on the substance of | | their people, for insurance companies | | to cheat the young and rob the old. | | | \ -- Lewis Lapham / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;