Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A \ | medley of extemporanea; And love is | | thing that can never go wrong; And I am | | Marie of Roumania. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, "Comment" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;