Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nearly every complex solution to a \ | programming problem that I have looked | | at carefully has turned out to be | | wrong. | | | \ -- Brent Welch / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;