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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Dear Emily:                             \
|                                         |
| I'm having a serious disagreement with  |
| somebody on the net. I tried complaints |
| to his sysadmin, organizing mail        |
| campaigns, called for his removal from  |
| the net and phoning his employer to get |
| him fired. Everybody laughed at me.     |
| What can I do?                          |
|                                         |
| -- A Concerned Citizen                  |
|                                         |
| Dear Concerned:                         |
|                                         |
| Go to the daily papers. Most modern     |
| reporters are top-notch computer        |
| experts who will understand the net,    |
| and your problems, perfectly. They will |
| print careful, reasoned stories without |
| any errors at all, and surely represent |
| the situation properly to the public.   |
| The public will also all act wisely, as |
| they are also fully cognizant of the    |
| subtle nature of net society.           |
|                                         |
| Papers never sensationalize or distort, |
| so be sure to point out things like     |
| racism and sexism wherever they might   |
| exist. Be sure as well that they        |
| understand that all things on the net,  |
| particularly insults, are meant         |
| literally. Link what transpires on the  |
| net to the causes of the Holocaust, if  |
| possible. If regular papers won't take  |
| the story, go to a tabloid paper --     |
| they are always interested in good      |
| stories.                                |
|                                         |
| By arranging all this free publicity    |
| for the net, you'll become very well    |
| known. People on the net will wait in   |
| eager anticipation for your every       |
| posting, and refer to you constantly.   |
| You'll get more mail than you ever      |
| dreamed possible -- the ultimate in net |
| success.                                |
|                                         |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your          |
\ Questions on Netiquette                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;