Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I for one cannot protest the recent \ | M.T.A. fare hike and the accompanying | | promises that this would in no way | | improve service. For the transit | | system, as it now operates, has hidden | | advantages that can't be measured in | | monetary terms. | | | | Personally, I feel that it is well | | worth 75 cents or even $1 to have that | | unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late | | to anything: "I came by subway." Those | | four words have such magic in them that | | if Godot should someday show up and | | mumble them, any audience would | \ instantly understand his long delay. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;