Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Vermouth always makes me brilliant \ | unless it makes me idiotic. | | | \ -- E. F. Benson / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;