Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / TeX is potentially the most significant \ | invention in typesetting in this | | century. It introduces a standard | | language for computer typography, and | | in terms of importance could rank near | | the introduction of the Gutenberg | | press. | | | \ -- Gordon Bell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;