Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The mind is its own place, and in \ | itself Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a | | Hell of Heav'n. | | | \ -- John Milton / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;