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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Once upon a time there was a kingdom    \
| ruled by a great bear. The peasants     |
| were not very rich, and one of the few  |
| ways to become at all wealthy was to    |
| become a Royal Knight. This required an |
| interview with the bear. If the bear    |
| liked you, you were knighted on the     |
| spot. If not, the bear would just as    |
| likely remove your head with one swat   |
| of a paw. However, the family of these  |
| unfortunate would-be knights was        |
| compensated with a beautiful sheepdog   |
| from the royal kennels, which was       |
| itself a fairly valuable possession.    |
| And the moral of the story is:          |
|                                         |
| The mourning after a terrible knight,   |
| nothing beats the dog of the bear that  |
\ hit you.                                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;