Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space \ | Let superscripts and subscripts go | | their ways. Our asymptotes no longer | | out of phase, We shall encounter, | | counting, face to face. | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;