Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Your friends will know you better in \ | the first minute you meet than your | | acquaintances will know you in a | | thousand years. | | | \ -- Richard Bach, "Illusions" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;