Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "To undertake a project, as the word's \ | derivation indicates, means to cast an | | idea out ahead of oneself so that it | | gains autonomy and is fulfilled not | | only by the efforts of its originator | | but, indeed, independently of him as | | well. | | | \ -- Czeslaw Milosz / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;