Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink \ | more Kool-Aid. That's because they | | can't figure out how to get two quarts | | of water into one of those little paper | \ envelopes. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;