Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm not a real movie star -- I've still \ | got the same wife I started out with | | twenty-eight years ago. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;