Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / feature, n: \ | | | A surprising property of a program. | | Occasionaly documented. To | | | | call a property a feature sometimes | | means the author did not | | | | consider that case, and the program | | makes an unexpected, though | | | | not necessarily wrong response. See | | BUG. "That's not a bug, it's | | | | a feature!" A bug can be changed to a | \ feature by documenting it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;