Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Give me a Plumber's friend the size of \ | the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to | \ stand, and I will drain the world. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;