Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Exporting beer from Finnland doesn't \ | seem to be that much of a hassle, as | | the Lenigrad Cowboys brought a lot of | | their brew to the concerts in Austria. | | | \ -- Otmar Lendl/ ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;