Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever \ \ have the measles, and, if so, how many? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;