Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Peterson's Admonition: \ | | | When you think you're going down for | | the third time -- | | | | just remember that you may have counted | \ wrong. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;