Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "That unit is a woman." \ | | | "A mass of conflicting impulses." | | | | -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", | \ stardate 3541.9 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;