Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /If we're both right (I'm \ | guessing we are) I'm Not Very Happy. * | | Minupla hands you the understatement of | \ the year award. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;