Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It has been said that man is a rational \ | animal. All my life I have been | | searching for evidence which could | | support this. | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;