Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ /I'm a gnus person myself. \ | It's an editor! It's a floorwax! | | | \ It's a dessert topping! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;