Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In these matters the only certainty is \ | that there is nothing certain. | | | \ -- Pliny the Elder / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;