Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only cultural advantage LA has over \ | NY is that you can make a right turn on | | a red light. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;