Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I did this 'cause Linux gives me a \ | woody. It doesn't generate revenue. | | (Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM | \ for Linux) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;