Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A programmer from a very large \ | computer company went to a software | | conference and then returned to report | | to his manager, saying: "What sort of | | programmers work for other companies? | | They behaved badly and were unconcerned | | with appearances. Their hair was long | | and unkempt and their clothes were | | wrinkled and old. They crashed out | | hospitality suites and they made rude | | noises during my presentation." | | | | The manager said: "I should have never | | sent you to the conference. Those | | programmers live beyond the physical | | world. They consider life absurd, an | | accidental coincidence. They come and | | go without knowing limitations. Without | | a care, they live only for their | | programs. Why should they bother with | | social conventions?" | | | | "They are alive within the Tao." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;