Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If there were a school for, say, sheet \ | metal workers, that after three years | | left its graduates as unprepared for | | their careers as does law school, it | | would be closed down in a minute, and | | no doubt by lawyers. | | | \ -- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;