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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Only the fittest survive. The           \
| vanquished acknowledge their            |
| unworthiness by placing a classified ad |
| with the ritual phrase "must sell --    |
| best offer," and thereafter dwell in    |
| infamy, relegated to discussing gas     |
| mileage and lawn food. But if           |
| successful, you join the elite sodality |
| that spends hours unpurifying the       |
| dialect of the tribe with arcane talk   |
| of bits and bytes, RAMS and ROMS, hard  |
| disks and baud rates. Are you           |
| obnoxious, obsessed? It's a modest      |
| price to pay. For you have tapped into  |
| the same awesome primal power that      |
| produces credit-card billing errors and |
| lost plane reservations. Hail,          |
| postindustrial warrior, subduer of      |
| Bounceoids, pride of the cosmos, keeper |
| of the silicone creed: Computo, ergo    |
| sum. The force is with you -- at 110    |
| volts. May your RAMS be fruitful and    |
| multiply.                               |
|                                         |
\ -- Curt Suplee, "Smithsonian", 4/83     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;