Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Yours is not to reason why, Just to \ | Sail Away. And when you find you have | | to throw Your Legacy away; Remember | | life as was it is, And is as it were; | | Chasing sounds across the galaxy 'Till | | silence is but a blur. | | | \ -- QYX. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;