Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The Advertising Agency Song \ | | | When your client's hopping mad, | | | | Put his picture in the ad. | | | | If he still should prove refractory, | | | \ Add a picture of his factory. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;