Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Another possible source of guidance for \ | teenagers is television, but | | television's message has always been | | that the need for truth, wisdom and | | world peace pales by comparison with | | the need for a toothpaste that offers | | whiter teeth *___and* fresher | | breath. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't | \ Know Dum Diddly Do" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;