Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Pelorat sighed. \ | | | "I will never understand people." | | | | "There's nothing to it. All you have to | | do is take a close look at yourself and | | you will understand everyone else. How | | would Seldon have worked out his Plan | | -- and I don't care how subtle his | | mathematics was -- if he didn't | | understand people; and how could he | | have done that if people weren't easy | | to understand? You show me someone who | | can't understand people and I'll show | | you someone who has built up a false | | image of himself -- no offense | | intended." | | | \ -- Asimov, "Foundation's Edge" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;