Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Volcanoes have a grandeur that is grim \ | And earthquakes only terrify the dolts, | | And to him who's scientific There is | | nothing that's terrific In the pattern | | of a flight of thunderbolts! | | | \ -- W. S. Gilbert, "The Mikado" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;