Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / -- I love KATRINKA because she drives a \ | PONTIAC. We're going away now. I fed | \ the cat. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;