Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at \ | you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL | \ SECURITY NUMBER!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;