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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ HARVARD: Quarterback:                   \
|                                         |
| Sophomore Dave Strewzinski... likes to  |
| pass. And pass he does, with a record   |
| 86 attempts (three completions) in 87   |
| plays.... Though Strewzinksi has so far |
| failed to score any points for the      |
| Crimson, his jackrabbit speed has made  |
| him the least sacked quarterback in the |
| Ivy league. Wide Receiver:              |
|                                         |
| The other directional signal in         |
| Harvard's offensive machine is senior   |
| Phil Yip, who is very fast. Yip is so   |
| fast that he has set a record for being |
| fast. Expect to see Yip elude all       |
| pursuers and make it into the endzone   |
| five or six times, his average for a    |
| game. Yip, nicknamed "fumblefingers"    |
| and "you asshole" by his teammates,     |
| hopes to carry the ball with him at     |
| least one of those times. YALE:         |
| Defense:                                |
|                                         |
| On the defensive side, Yale boasts the  |
| stingiest line in the Ivies. Primarily  |
| responsible are seniors Izzy "Shylock"  |
| Bloomberg and Myron Finklestein, the    |
| tightest ends in recent Eli history.    |
| Also contributing to the powerful       |
| defense is junior tackle Angus          |
| MacWhirter, a Scotsman who rounds out   |
| the offensive ethnic joke. Look for     |
| these three to shut down the opening    |
| coin toss.                              |
|                                         |
| -- Harvard Lampoon 1988 Program Parody, |
\ distributed at The Game                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;